X112502x

Single

I'm fun. I'm old. I'm brash. And I'm bold. Telling me not to do something is the best way to get me to do it. But if you think I'll do what you want using reverse psychology, you'll be disappointed.

Hey, guess what. I"M SINGLE NOW! I mean, well, not like I *haven't* been for a year and a half, but I finally just kinda said, " #&*$ this! I haven't seen her in a #&*$ing year and a half!" Then one of her kids called to yell at me for no apparent reason, and well, ya know, I just cannot bring myself to give a damn any more. I'm not even mad --- it's just pure, unadulterated apathy. The thing you really *want* because that's when you know --- you're completely ready to move on with your life. ;-)

Doncha just love that? And I could love you to, but it'll cost ya $50 and a carton of Camel Lights. *snicker*

Eclectic is the name of the game. My musical taste spans four centuries. This may be because I am old.

I like the sex.

My favorite word is #&*$. Most of my pictures are of me telling someone to #&*$ off. In one, I'm just #&*$ed up, and saying, "What the #&*$?" I enjoy being #&*$ed up. I also enjoy #&*$ing, and this part used to say, "one person in particular." And I like ... Ooh, kitty! And I like shiny things. And puppies.

Ignorance is fine, but Beligerant Stupidity pisses me off. Parents who let their children wander around the Internet or Xbox Live unsupervised piss me off --- it's not like they'd let them wander around the #&*$ing neighborhood and go into strange mother#&*$ers houses, is it? That damned Burger King pisses me off --- especially that stupid, "Wake Up With the King!" commercial, because certainly I'd stick a 9mm up his &*#. And that #&*$ing pothole commercial of GEICO, I #&*$ing hate the person who does the voice just because she exists. I very much dislike women who get pissed at me because I will not #&*$ them, because I have standards due to both of my brains being fully functional. Jason Statham might be a #&*$ing wanker, but Vin Diesel is a Grade A arrogant prick. Starbucks coffee tastes like burnt ass, and Gamestop sucks.

And I really, really #&*$ing hate negativity.

x112502x

Underground

XBOX 360, Atari 2600