I ban you for creating an alternate universe.

I ban you for giving Stetrii credit for my alternate universe

I ban you for not taking care of it like a father should.

I ban you for not realizing that my alternate reality/universe is doing just fine thank you very much!

I ban you because everything that is engendered needs a bit of TLC no matter how well it's doing!

I ban you for using a big word.

I ban you for banning him for sesquipedalian excess.

I ban you for making me laugh at the definition of that word.

Well I ban you for believing you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read was not what I meant.

I ban you for not realizing that I was laughing that the definition is basically the word itself. "A person who uses long words; A long word; long; polysyllabic; Pertaining to or given to the use of overly long words" - Kinda funny that  "sesquipedalian" is such a big word. :P

I ban you for taking me seriously.

I ban you for looking at me with a Joker-ish grin and asking, "Why so serious?"

I ban you for hacking into my webcam!

I ban you for not having 5 bajillion firewalls.

I ban you for two reasons, mainly because I still cant stop laughing at the ingenious 'nickname' endgame used to describe you 'SESQUIPEDALIAN', (lmao), I am also banning you for being a HACKER (..well, allegedly)

I ban you for laughing at Kingwenceslaus's nickname.

I ban you for using a pic of 343 Guilty Spark as your profile picture

I ban you for having a picture that closely resembles the Green Lantern... but neon.

 I ban you for knowing your superheroes and their logos

 I also ban myself for being here on a saturday night sick unable to do sh%t! 

I ban you for having a scary avatar.

I ban you for being scared of Chucky.

I ban you for not watching any parts of those movies when you were about 7.

 i ban you with repeatedly my pent up bans from being to busy to get on here the last week or so. O_o

I ban you for having a life. :P