I ban you for reminding me of piggy from lord of the flies. :o

I ban you for ??dropping the boulder on him, which made the conch shell break?? I think...

I ban you for not realizing I that I was talking about how some banks go bankrupt.

I ban you for causing the Great Depression.

I ban you because all I have is $6.

Well I do have a $50 gamestop giftcard being sent to me.

I ban you for having only one Killtacular and no Killtrocity

I ban you because now I have to go and work on getting something else.

I ban you because it is 1:45am and I don't know where you are.

I ban you because you didn't read my status which said I was playing Halo 3.

I ban you for not playing Call of Duty: MW2 instead.

I ban you for not giving me $50 to get a copy.

I ban you for not using your gift card you're supposed to get soon to buy it.

I ban u for implying your fellow xboxfaces buddy is cheap! LOL

I ban you for not realizing that I'm cheap myself. :P

I ban you for expecting me to know your bizarre personality quirks when I can barely understand my own.

I ban you for transferring your quirks by touch.

I ban you for touching my quirks. (That just sounds wrong.)

I ban you for making a statement that can be misconstrued...

I ban you for not thinking about how I can get more games by being cheap.

I ban you for getting closer and closer to a prize!

I ban you for not having it ready yet.

I ban you for having unreal expectations.

I ban you for altering reality.

I ban you for not realizing that this is a good thing.

I ban you for not teaching me how to alter reality.